I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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