If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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