We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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