Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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