the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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