Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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