just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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