I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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