Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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