I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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