How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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