So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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