do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
