no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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