Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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