I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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