We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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