Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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