I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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