"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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