another moral hangover. fuck.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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