Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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