YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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