these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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