It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
do herpes really smell.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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