Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm gonna fight the coyote
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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