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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink

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  That text needs to switch to water.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  babies were throwing up all over the place

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day

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• (707): View more from California

  he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I learned so much about myself in that shower.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.

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• (760): View more from California

  Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow

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• (415): View more from California

  I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.

  (775): View more from Nevada

  I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.

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