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  It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.

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  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....

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• (831): View more from California

  Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.

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• (661): View more from California

  No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...

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  Sorry.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday

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