Its about making memories worth repressing
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?