Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
