was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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