I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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