what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
