In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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