She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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