We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
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Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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