They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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