I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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