yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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