I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
If I die, sorry about rent.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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