so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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