reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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