yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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