If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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