its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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