no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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