Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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