So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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