i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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