He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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