if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I love you. Go after that dick
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
