He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
