I want to make a zoo with you.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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