how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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