were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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