I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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