so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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