We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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