If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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