Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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