his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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