You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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