party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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